Since we supposedly live in a global financial crisis I’ve decided that there would be no better way of contributing than to making a big list of expensive and cheap items that I would like to have and have full knowledge that there’s no way I’ll ever acquire them. Either out of financial reasons or because they’re just impractical to have in reality.
So without further ado, let’s roll the list out! I’ve also linked the item’s titles with their respective place on Amazon.
I’ve always been fascinated with this thing and the small yet awesome set of tricks you can do with it. Ultimately I’d like to use it when I’d tell some serious matters to someone in order to make them nervous or just to show that shit just got real, yo.
I don’t know why, but I’m somewhat attracted to the overly plasticky look of the controller. Plus, it would definitely spice the monotone black theme that I’m currently rocking in my home entertainment area.
MacBook Pro – Something Something Model
I consider myself as someone who can appreciate what Apple does in terms of producing overly priced hardware products and software – yet they’re trademarked and valued as premium you won’t find anywhere in our tech world. Which is true in a way and which is why I want a fancy and expensive Apple product. It would be my Ferrari of technology.
Dragon Ball Z Entire Remastered Edition Collection
I really like Dragon Ball Z and probably won’t ever stop liking it. That’s all I have to say.
Sony PlayStation Plus One Year Subscription
This one is just purely for scientific reasons. I really want to just experience this premium experience Sony has to offer in terms of how they handle the free bonus content and what that content exactly is. We’re already lucky that PSN is free in contradiction to Microsoft’s Gold Live model.
American Snacks I Probably Won’t Ever Taste
I was lucky a few days ago to find a few bottles of 7 Up and box of Oreos the other day. And by lucky I mean I was literally in another country searching for other goodies that don’t exist from where I come from. But somehow I doubt I’ll ever find something like Mountain Dew, Cheetos and Twinkies. Also, it’s kind of weird that Amazons actually sells these things online. Apparently they really do have everything.
Moose Mountain 100 Balls In A Mesh Bag
When I was a kid I was not allowed to jump into the ball pits found in various malls, since my parents warned me that the pits were actually some kind of pits of doom and were filled with filth and bacteria from other kids. So now, after 18-something years I say I’ll just fill up my bedroom with these things and roll in my own filth.
I’ve always been fascinated with neon lights. Which explains why I enjoyed playing the old Need For Speed games with street racing emphasized aside from the racing part. I don’t actually know how these things work or where exactly I would place them but I know that they would make my pad tight!
Also known as “Those Monkey Feet” by those people who would throw trash at me out of disgust for wearing them. There’s just something intriguing to the idea of actually wearing these shoes and experiencing some kind of true barefoot experience when walking around in them.
Big Fat Expensive Sound System I Know Nothing About
It’s true, I know nothing about sound system setup, but I’m tired of these new kids on the block constantly comparing the size of their speakers and subwoofers like they’re talking about their dicks. I personally have had enough of it and the only reasonable thing to do is to actually acquire a large and expensive sound system myself so I can brag about it too. Also, why are there like nine speakers? We have one set of ears, I thought everybody was cool with stereo?
Well this wraps up my extravagant Christmas wishlist. I suggest you write one yourself as well, since it can be quite refreshing to dream about absurd items you’ll most likely never poses. And not actually having these things makes them that more attractive to have.
